Google Announces the new “Google Thought”

Showing unparalleled innovation, Google finally removes all the pesky inconvenience of discernment or self-awareness*

“The greatest problem with marketing has always been that you can’t actually MAKE people to buy your product. We know, because we’ve tried everything. Google Thought finally solves this critical problem. We will be leveraging this with all our companies moving forward.” — Every “High-Growth” Investor Ever.

Google Thought was then demonstrated to the audience, but had to be turned off quickly since all that appeared on the screen was a rapidly changing series of extreme hard-core sexual fetish images. Google assured us that a “safe-thought” setting will be added before it’s release later next year.

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